I know this fucking island
it's near the north pole
no one has to fucking work
the government's on the dole
yeah this is Crusty Island
and all the booze is free
you can take your dog there
you fucking crusty
lots of fucking shows on
you won't have to pay
there's crusties on the fucking door
Wankbird will play all day
this is Crusty Island
and all the change is spare
you can meet your mates there
with filthy dreadlock hair
this is Crusty Island
so how will you get there?
I hear you say
it's very fucking easy
take Crusty Airways
don't worry about the cost
the flight is free
you can sit in first class
in a piss soaked seat
this is Crusty Island