Vegans Stole My Beer
from Boycott Numbers by Kicker
lyrics
Had friends over for a little party
In the summer with a lovely breeze
Didn’t realize that all my guests
Were all vegan, who would’ve guessed?
That wouldn’t matter, so I had thought
Had plenty of veggies that we bought
They didn’t want those, to my surprise
Cause they drank all my booze right before my eyes
Lentils, Tofu, Brocoli
Carrots, snow peas
Vegans stole my beer
Corn, asparagus, zucchini
Cauliflower
Vegans stole my beer
Cashews, schalots, nutritional yeast
Mashed potatoes
Vegans stole my beer
Yams and tempeh, beyond meat
Almond butter
Vegans stole my beer
Hid my beer under vegetables
Vegans found them, drank them all
Fucking vegans found my ale
In the fridge behind the kale
Vegans stole my best whisky
Drank it with a side of chick peas
Vegans stole all my weed
Made fucking cookies (gluten free)
(Chorus)
Bloody vegans will rob you blind
consume anything they can find
Don’t want veggies they just want booze
Clean out the fridge but leave all the food
Bloody vegans will rob you blind
consume anything they can find
Vegan, vegan, out my house
We know what you’re all about
In the summer with a lovely breeze
Didn’t realize that all my guests
Were all vegan, who would’ve guessed?
That wouldn’t matter, so I had thought
Had plenty of veggies that we bought
They didn’t want those, to my surprise
Cause they drank all my booze right before my eyes
Lentils, Tofu, Brocoli
Carrots, snow peas
Vegans stole my beer
Corn, asparagus, zucchini
Cauliflower
Vegans stole my beer
Cashews, schalots, nutritional yeast
Mashed potatoes
Vegans stole my beer
Yams and tempeh, beyond meat
Almond butter
Vegans stole my beer
Hid my beer under vegetables
Vegans found them, drank them all
Fucking vegans found my ale
In the fridge behind the kale
Vegans stole my best whisky
Drank it with a side of chick peas
Vegans stole all my weed
Made fucking cookies (gluten free)
(Chorus)
Bloody vegans will rob you blind
consume anything they can find
Don’t want veggies they just want booze
Clean out the fridge but leave all the food
Bloody vegans will rob you blind
consume anything they can find
Vegan, vegan, out my house
We know what you’re all about
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from Boycott Numbers,
released April 11, 2023
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Hardcore Punk Rock Heavy Metal for True Freaks
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