A being of slime from a malicious unworldly kind
It has arrived to feed off the smut that you puke out of your mouth
and explodes from your butt.
Amorphis, ancient, impossible to comprehend
It has come here to feed on human waste - in the same act
enslave the human race
It came from the stars,
landed in the dumpster behind the bar.
It leaked through the cracks and got into the lines,
then into the beer and into your minds
Alien proteins contaminate the draft beers
Nightmares commence that induce puke and shit from fear
Infected with fear!!!
It rules from its realm where no liquid's clear
Swampy boozy mush!!
It receives lunch whenever you flush
Now it's had babies and they'll need to grow up,
they will be nurtured with feces and throw up
Their call makes you sick
You hear them in dreams
This happens whenever you sleep!
Sounds of screams and toilets heard all night..
Locals enslaved, don't know what to do but drink, puke and pee.